New Am Memes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Wait a damn minute

A man looks thoughtfully at a treat on a stick. The text reads, "Nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there's no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order."

Like if you can relate

The image shows a person in a white tank top and blue pants with a green beanie, posed in a dancing stance with the text "No one: Babies at 4:00 AM:" above them.

i wanna be a firefighter when i grow up

A news article headline reads: "4-year-old Hazel Park boy fatally mauled by pit bull, mother hospitalized." Below the headline is a photo of a young boy wearing a fireman's hat. The article is from the Detroit Free Press, and mentions Frank Witsll as the author and publication dates.

The image shows a Bionicle figure next to a container with a picture of the same Bionicle character on the label. The text above the image reads "Me: I am not that old" and "Also me:".

I aM dUh GoOdEsT jOkeR

The image is split into two frames. The top frame is labeled "HAWAII EXPECTATIONS" and shows animated characters, one is a muscular male with dark tattoos holding a staff, the other is a slim woman in a skirt holding a paddle. The bottom frame is labeled "HAWAII REALITY" and shows the same two characters, with the roles reversed. The female is now muscular, and the male is slimmer. Text is on the image and an username: @inline5.

My little brother at three did this and it did not end well for him

An image shows a young girl with her fist up in a boxing stance facing a woman also with a fist up in a boxing stance. The text overlay reads '#Growingupblack when you accidentally call your mother by her first name instead of "mommy"'. The timestamp in the image is 7/15/15, 6:27 AM.

lol

A picture of Megamind with a harness. The text reads "THAT'S IT. I AM GOING MEGAMIND SEXY."

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

EASY .... pass pass and no

A minion stands next to the text: "Who said English is easy? Fill this blank with 'Yes' or 'No'. 1. I don't have a brain. 2. I don't have sense. 3. I am stupid."

i should say this

A Minion is holding a book, looking slightly annoyed. The text above reads: "Dear Maths Teacher, I am tired of finding your 'x', just move on buddy, she's gone.."

me 7 yr ago

A purple cartoon figure with an angry expression is on a red background. Text above the figure reads, "3 YEAR OLD ME WHEN MOM DOESN'T BUY ME A TOY". Text below the figure reads, "I. Am next level. Mad."

My eyes at 3 am

A person is sitting at a desk with their face in their hand, looking tired or upset.

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

When your in a hotel and hear muffled moaning from another room

A screenshot from a YouTube video of Eminem with a shocked facial expression. The subtitle reads, "Something's wrong, I can feel it."

Am I the only one here?

The image shows two panels. In the top panel, a character from an object show is shown with a sad face, representing the feeling of being the only one who knows about the shows. The text reads: 'When I'm the only kid in the school that knows object shows (Like bfdi or Inanimate Insanity).' The bottom panel shows the same character looking surprised and happy, with the text 'But when I'm walking down the hallway and then I see a kid I don't know wearing a Battle For Dream Island shirt.'

Funny Moments that happens:

The image shows a dog with wide eyes and an open mouth. Around the dog are various text bubbles, some in different colors, expressing a sense of panic about forgetting PE class and being late.

my gf engadgement ring i bought

A hand holds a red ring box open. Inside the box is an engagement ring with a blue center stone. The text "I AM LOVED." is printed on the inside top of the box.

umm idk

A person holding a sign in front of a rainbow background. The sign reads: "I AM GAY. I AM STRAIGHT. I AM LESBIAN. I AM BISEXUAL. I AM TRANSGENDERED. I AM HUMAN."

Women, am I right?

The image shows a reaction image. At the top, there is text that says "Umm I was just looking at Tinder and I saw my boyfriend. I can't believe he is trying to cheat on me." Below is an image of Buzz Lightyear looking suspiciously. Under the image, there is the word "hmm".

When someone wakes me up at 3:00 AM

The image shows a close-up of an anime character with green hair and an angry expression. They are wearing a blue hoodie and have freckles on their cheeks. The background is blurred, with a hint of green foliage and a pathway.