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34 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

"irresistible to women"

A screenshot of a Twitter post by a user named "Richard Strocher". The tweet text says: "We are the republicans your parents warned you about. We're smart, irresistible to women, and most importantly we're total alpha males. We are the future whether you like it or not. Stay mad!". Below the text, there is a collage of three images showing different young, white men. The man on the left is smiling, wearing a suit and red tie, with the White House in the background. The man in the top right is also smiling, wearing a suit, against a blurry background. The man in the bottom right has a somewhat broader face, a slight smile, and is shown in front of an American flag.
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    • Company

    44 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
    A screenshot shows a tweet from Nick Adams (Alpha...). The tweet reads: "Alpha males enjoy the company of other alpha males because iron sharpens iron." Below, a reply tweet from Pirate @OaktownPirate shows a detailed black and white illustration of two muscular men in leather jackets and caps embracing face to face, their bodies pressed together.
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    • Selfie

    53 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago
    A vertical meme layout with three sections. The top section contains text. The middle section shows a picture of a serious-looking Black man holding a white cup. The bottom section contains two comments. The top text reads: "Man legally changes name to 'Big Dick' so that 'these niggas will keep my name out they mouth'". The first comment reads: "He taken a selfie with a security cam?". The second comment reads: "The energy surrounding this man is mythically powerful. Truly he is one we must fear."
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    • Holy

    48 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

    #1 BEST ALPHA MALE PICKUP LINE

    A lion with a dark blue hue is roaring with lightning in the background. The text on the image reads "Holy moly, I'd love to put my poley in your holy."
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