All Memes - Page 10 - Worst Jokes Ever

Carpenter

Hopefully you all had a happy Easter. I did not do anything

A cartoon image of Tom the cat wearing a roman helmet and reading a newspaper with a surprised expression on his face. The text above reads: "when that hippie jewish carpenter you literally just crucified is walking around talking to people."

Lollipop

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Piece

Now that's the piece I'm missing!

The image shows a figure with a jigsaw puzzle pattern over it. There is one missing piece in the head area. A hand is holding up the last puzzle piece, which is labeled 'ONE BILLION DOLLARS'. The text on the image says 'Sometimes all a person needs is that one missing piece'.

Luck

V-day mascot! (OC)

A pink background with a red heart character that has an unhappy face and stick arms and legs. On the left side, it says "Better luck next year", and on the right, it says "Lets all be lonely together!". Above the heart, it reads "Happy V-Day".

Size

Meme for today

The image shows a package of "Pee-Pee Pads" for puppies and dogs. The text on the package reads "ONE SIZE FITS ALL PUPPIES & DOGS. 12 Hour Guaranteed Protection Day or All Night. Pee-Pee Pads."

Neck

what is with his neck

A green pokemon card with 'SHREK' written at the top and '200 HP' at the top right. The image depicts a drawing of Shrek with a long, eel-like neck. Text on the card reads 'check urself before u shrek urself', 'ALL STAR', 'COME ON, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR, GET UR MEMES ON WOOOHOOO 200 DAMMMAGE' and 'GEEEET SHREEEEEKEDO' and 'SHREEEK IS LUVV SHREEEK IS LUFE'

Bug

Asians will tell you:

A character with white hair and a bandaged eye is talking inside a text box which is saying: "Bugs are quite nutritious. If you get hungry out in the wild, feel free to chow down."

Brain

😔

A table titled "Evolving From Violent Language" with two columns. The left column, under the heading "Instead Of", lists phrases with the word "concussion" in them. The right column, under "Say This," offers alternative silly phrases.

Money

for real

Two images of Kermit the Frog. The first one is a normal image of Kermit. The second shows Kermit wearing a dark cloak. The text says: "Me: I'm so happy I'm saving money. Me to me: Now spend all of it."

Problem

Me all the time

The image shows text at the top that says "Teacher: if you're stuck on a problem ask your partner. Me and my partner:". Below, two deer look over a green bush. A speech bubble near them says "...Now what?".

Genie

A close-up of a cartoon man with wide eyes and a slightly concerned expression, under the text "The genie looking at me after I wished for all suicidal people to be immortal."

Pet

Ya'll be safe you never know these days

A picture shows a Google search bar with the text "how to tell if your pets are starting a cult" and below a photo of four hamsters. One hamster is standing on its hind legs with its paws raised, and three other hamsters are looking up at it.

World

My work here is done.

The image says "Be kind to yourself because..." followed by six reasons to be kind to yourself: 1. No one will ever be kind to you as much as you will be to yourself. 2. You deserve to receive all the kindness back in the world that you give out. 3. Being kind to yourself will add up to your self love and value and you will end up feeling much better than you did before. 4. It is a form of respecting and accepting yourself for who you are which can also encourage you to become more than you are. 5. It will expand your inner beauty which will shine on the outside. 6. Kindness makes your world and the world around you better.

Sweet bro

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

The image is a four-panel comic strip titled "SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF". In the first panel, a character with a red shirt and black hair is holding a stack of games, saying he can't wait to be a useless piece of shit and play them all day. The second panel shows the same character falling down the stairs, with the text "FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS". The third panel shows another character with a blue shirt, a yellow note on his head saying "I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!", while also saying "I TOLD YOU, DOG!" The fourth panel shows the red-shirt character falling down the stairs again, saying "IT KEEPS HAPPENING". Below these four panels, there is another panel featuring the blue-shirt character with a pixelated face and a white background with blue and red pixel art and the text: "I TOLD YOU MAN", and below "I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!"

WiFi

Kitty

Griddy

A purple cartoonish rabbit with a wide, toothy grin stands against a background of colorful toy blocks. The text reads: "HIT THE GRIDDY ALL YOU WANT. YOU CAN NEVER KICK THE KITTY LIKE I CAN."

Schedule

proved em all wrong..

A table displaying a student's 2023-2024 school schedule with courses such as Career and College Exploration, Pre-Algebra, Advisory, Honors Science, Honors Language Arts, Honors United States History, Lunch, Technology Apps, Physical Education, Student Leadership, and Professional Communications.

Fate

You have been visited by Leonard the all knowing. He shall decide your fate…

A plush toy with a multi-colored mane and a white hat with a blue pine tree symbol on it. Text overlay: You have been visited by Leonard the all knowing. He shall decide your fate…

Sibling

Me and my brother all the time

Two cats are sitting side by side, both giving a thumbs-up. Text on top says, "When you are fighting with your sibling, and suddenly mom come".

Definition

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."