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The image is split into two parts. In the upper part, a white pelican is about to swallow a brown capybara, while other capybaras stand nearby. The lower part shows the same pelican in the back seat of a police car. The text “actions have consequences” is placed between the two images.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a man with a slightly confused expression and a meme text above him that says: "When you accidentally eat the sleep and but the baby to pizza."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of a Google ban message stating "You have been banned from Google" and that access may be restored on June 26, 2033. Below is a blurry close-up of a man's face looking surprised or shocked.

Heroin Monkey

A person with white face paint looks into the camera. Above the image the text 'I'm on acid right now haha' is displayed. Below the image is a text in Amharic that translates to 'Because of the actions you have done, your family will spill blood. They will feel eternal pain for your actions. The tears they shed will turn to blood. The pain they feel will be unbearable. Soon you will be alone.' Below this text, is the text: 'Fuck you'

Heroin Monkey

A cartoonish bird with an angry expression and a burning fuse above its head is below the text "It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits."

Nateツ

A man in a green sweater is standing next to a grill. He is pouring a liquid from a white bottle onto the burning fire in the grill. The text above the image reads: "When you know what you're about to say is gonna cause a s*** storm, but you say it anyway."

Wade

This is real, sorta

A movie poster style image with Arnold Schwarzenegger front and center, looking serious. He's in a red State Farm polo shirt. Behind him are people. At the bottom, a family, and another State Farm agent rescuing a girl from an explosion. The text says "SCHWARZENEGGER" at the top, "AGENT STATE FARM" in the middle, and "WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED A GOOD NEIGHBOR, HE WAS THERE." plus additional small print.

Daddy Cock

Damn

A man is holding a hair dryer and pointing it at his head with the text "WTF IS HE BLOW DRYING? HIS THOUGHTS?"

M3ME G0D

A screenshot of a Twitter post by @upblissed, asking if @MrBlackOG searched up "gang." Below, a tweet from Mr. Black says that he was banned from Google, because of several requests from the United States Government regarding the topics he was searching for over the last 5 years. The text says, "You no longer have permission to use Google, nor make a new Gmail account under your name. If we are made aware that you are trying to make a new account, legal action will be taken." Mr. Black can return to Google on June 26, 2033.

Wade

Dirty little Spider-Man

The image is a three-panel cartoon. The first panel shows a man with red hair holding a woman by the neck, saying, "STAY BACK OR THE LADY GETS IT!". The second panel shows Spider-Man pointing and saying, "NOT BEFORE SHE GETS IT FROM ME". The third panel shows the woman covered in white goo, with the text "SPIDERMAN HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT".

原田

$The image shows two panels. The top panel has the text: "Girl on the bus: \"I let my intrusive thoughts win and dyed my hair blue.\"" The bottom panel has the text: "Me if I let my intrusive thoughts win:" and shows a man in an orange jumpsuit sitting on a bed in what looks like a prison cell with a sign that reads "Parole Lawyer Side".$

Anonymous

Always the kid who acts gay

A person with pointy ears and blond hair from behind, with the text "The guy who's willing to do anything for $10" above it.

BellaTrix

A four panel image featuring different characters whipping their hair. The text reads "I whip my hair back and forth" for the first three panels and "ALL OF YOU STOP THAT!" in the last panel.

Toast ツ

The image shows a cartoonish scene with a title that reads "Massacre Time" with a gun integrated into the text. Below it reads "with Eric & Dylan". There are two figures below. One is standing on a pile of debris holding a guitar, while the other is falling from the top. The background shows a burning city with smoke.

minecraftsuchti

The image shows a campaign poster for Rick Astley as Prime Minister. The poster includes his picture and a list of actions that he will 'never' do. Below is a blue 'vote' button with a hand about to press it. The poster text reads 'VOTE RICK ASTLEY PRIME MINISTER HE WILL NEVER GIVE YOU UP LET YOU DOWN RUN AROUND DESERT YOU MAKE YOU CRY SAY GOODBYE TELL A LIE HURT YOU'

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Who got it?

The image shows four images on the left side. The first one shows two closed fists next to each other. The second one shows two hands clapping. The third and fourth images show a Nintendo Wii game console and Will Smith, respectively. On the right side, there is an identical game console and a picture of Will Smith. At the bottom are pictures of Will Smith and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. The last picture shows a fist pointing towards the viewer. Text above reads: "Only true music fans will get this".

ADHD autist

Ok, @loserispro This simple action took me a while to perform, what do you think?

The image shows a collection of different colored shapes arranged in rows and columns with a total of 1945 written in the bottom right corner.

King bob

The image shows a split-screen comparison. On the left, three women are looking at a map in an airport. On the right, three men in tactical gear are standing in an airport, suggesting a military or action-oriented scenario. The text above each scene reads, "Girls at airport" and "Boys at airport".

Ethan420

When you've crashed into a car, but it wasn't just any car...it was John Wicks car.

A black dog with wide, surprised eyes and an open mouth, showing its tongue and teeth.

Daddy dick

just follow me please one more im at 50

A baby with pigtails in a swing is shouting with one arm raised. Text overlay reads: AT DAWN WE RIDE.

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