Acceleration memes

My wife wanted a present that could go from zero to 80 very quickly.

So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.

I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...