Meh

Meh jokes

Santa

  • It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.

    He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."

    But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"

    Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."

    Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"

    (Santa winks at you)

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  • Privacy

  • Me: Spell "I cup."

    My Friend: I see you pee.

    Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!

    My Friend: Oh hehe O-O

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  • School

  • I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

    "Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

    ....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

    RIP Meh Soul.

    Imposter

  • What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?

    Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.

    Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.

    If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?

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  • Pillow

  • What did one pillow say to the other?

    Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.