Main Street Jokes

I was walking down main street when I saw a child.

I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get a my balls back from the vet."

He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?

"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, expeciy when your a furry."

one man walks up to another and says hey did you here about the kidnapping at main street the guy says no the other guy says oh he woke up