Main Street jokes

One man walks up to another and says, "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at Main Street?" The guy says, "No." The other guy says, "Oh, he woke up."

I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.

I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."

He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"

"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."

What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.