Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages. One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
