Long for jokes
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
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GENESIS 34 The Defiling of Dinah 1Now Dinah the daughter of Leah, whom she had borne to Jacob, went out to see the women of the land. 2And when Shechem the son of Hamor the Hivite, the prince of the land, saw her, he seized her and lay with her and humiliated her. 3And his soul was drawn to Dinah the daughter of Jacob. He loved the young woman and spoke tenderly to her. 4So Shechem spoke to his father Hamor, saying, … Read more