Long face jokes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"

A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."

The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.