Women are like the twin towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them but once the little people come jumping of them out it becomes sad and awful.
It's always the little things that makes us laugh
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
