Little Eye jokes
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
The happier they get, the less they see.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"
His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."
A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.