Little Eye jokes

Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.

She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.

I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.

(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!

"I spy with my little eye..."

- Noting I am blind -

I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.

Sauron said, "Eye see all."

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"