Little Eye jokes

I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.

(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!

"I spy with my little eye..."

- Noting I am blind -

Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.

She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.

I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

The happier they get, the less they see.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.