Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
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- Sincerely, Zane
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers, and says, "You guys should know your limits."
