Life lesson jokes
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
Life's too short to want it.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.