Life lesson jokes
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
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Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
Life's too short to want it.
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
The three unwritten rules of life:
1. 2. 3.