Lie-in

Lie-in Jokes

Depression

Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"

Depression: "Lie in bed."

Lie

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

Orphan

Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.