I still remember my granddads last words,
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
I still remember my granddads last words,
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)