Kristian jokes

Kelly Clarkson

What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?

A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.

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    • Kelly Clarkson

    People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

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    If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

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    • Incest

    Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

    But she has to. She's his mom.

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    • Kelly Clarkson

    Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.

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