Knocked Over jokes

Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

Why did the cow knock over Johnny?

Because the cow felt like to dumb.

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

My brother and I were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf. My mom came in and started asking who knocked it over, to which I replied that I only had my shelf to blame.

Hey, can I axe you a question?

My brother likes to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. I said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with "not going to stop who?" I told him not to worry that it could capture any two.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Susie.

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn't she get up?

She had no friends.

Knock Knock (Who's there?)

Not Sally...