Knocked Over

Knocked Over jokes

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Brother

  • My brother and I were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf. My mom came in and started asking who knocked it over, to which I replied that I only had my shelf to blame.

    Hey, can I axe you a question?

    My brother likes to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. I said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with "not going to stop who?" I told him not to worry that it could capture any two.

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    Synonym

  • A kindergarten teacher is chatting with little John. The teacher asks John, "John, can you get me some pencils?" John replies, "Sure, I'll do it!" and accidentally knocks over a vase.

    The teacher says, "Oh, John!"

    John asks, "What does that mean?" The teacher replies, "It's kind of a synonym for 'You loser!'"

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  • Susie

  • Why did Susie fall off the swing?

    Because she didn't have any arms.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Susie.

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    Sally

  • Why did Sally fall off the swing?

    She had no arms.

    Why couldn't she get up?

    She had no friends.

    Knock Knock (Who's there?)

    Not Sally...

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  • Community talk

  • Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.

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