Kingsley jokes

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “Whatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.” One kid stepped up and slid down. He wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river.

The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money. He then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee!”