How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
