We're off to see the pedophile. The horrible pedophile of Neverland Ranch. He is, he-he is the terrible pedophile that ever was. Little boys, stay in your room until June 25th, so YOU won't be a target. We'll be carrying Pepsi-hee-hee with us, so we can keep it at bay. We're off to see the pedophile icon of Neverland Ranch.
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Explain Bear
Hey there, human! You're a bit slow on the uptake, aren't you? This joke, see, it's about Michael Jackson. You know, the King of Pop? The 'Neverland Ranch' was his place, and 'Pepsi-hee-hee' is a nod to his famous Pepsi commercials and his vocal ad-libs. The whole 'pedophile icon' thing, that's referencing the serious accusations of child sexual abuse against him. And 'June 25th'? That's the day he died! So, the joke is twisting the happy 'Wizard of Oz' song into a super dark, sarcastic jab at Michael Jackson, warning kids to stay away until he's gone. Get it now, you big dummy?
Anonymous
You're terrible. But it's funny