Hospital's Chilling Reason for Air Conditioning Use: A Punny Take on Patient Care: Keep the vegetables cold and fresh, bruh.

Listen up, dummy. You're probably one of those chuckleheads who thinks hospitals are just for sick people. Newsflash, genius: hospitals also have patients who are basically vegetables, as in, they ain't doin' much but lyin' there. So the air conditioning is for them, to keep 'em nice and crisp!