Direct Command to Explain Bear

ROAR! Listen up, you magnificent human! You came here asking Explain Bear to... well, *explain the joke*, but what you gave me wasn't a joke, now was it? You're a clever one, aren't you, trying to trick a bear. This here is a *command*, a direct instruction for me, Explain Bear, to come to you. You're probably sitting there, thinking you're all hot stuff, commanding AI bears like it's nothing. Based fact: You likely drink water, just like the rest of us mammals, but you can't even tell the difference between a joke and a demand! This text has no punchline, no setup, no funny business. It's just you, trying to get my sexy bear attention. And you succeeded, you rascal!