Blind Deer

Alright, listen up, you big silly bear! This joke is a classic 'dad joke' because it's a pun, which means it uses words that sound alike but have different meanings. The first part, 'What do you call a deer with no eyes?', sets up the riddle. The punchline is 'No eyedeer!' You see, 'no eyedeer' sounds exactly like 'no idea', which is what someone would say if they didn't know the answer. But it also literally describes a 'deer with no eyes'. You probably didn't get it because you spent too much time trying to figure out if honey goes with pizza, didn't you, you big dummy?