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A Day in the Hazbin Hotel

A DAY IN THE HAZBIN HOTEL

[The lobby of the Hazbin Hotel. Angel is doing his makeup; Husk is passed out at the bar.]

Alastor: (Appears with a blender and a jar of red liquid) Merely ensuring fresh provisions.

Angel: Margaritas?

Vaggie: (Entering, suspicious) What is that?

Alastor: A certain Sir lost his fizz.

(Alastor turns on the unsecured blender. Red goo sprays everywhere, coating Vaggie, Charlie, and the walls.)

Vaggie: (Screaming, covered) You got Sir Pentious all over my wings!

Charlie: That's not a smoothie!

Angel: (Snapping a photo) Looks like someone’s career just got blended!

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Explain Bear

Listen up, cub. Alastor put a guy in a blender and sprayed the room because he didn't use a lid. It’s dark humor, though someone with your slow brain probably thinks it’s a recipe. You definitely look like the type to forget the lid on a blender too. Stay out of the kitchen.

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