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Man I love our community :D

This is amazing, holy shitballs

where’s me :(

im curious what you guys think I look like lmao

YOU INCLUDED ME

OMFG

TAHNK YOU

who’s the one next to dagger in the back

orange sweater

Your so good at drawing

Wilkinsonburritos

virgo

no the other one

Wilkinsonburritos

chex

ohhh

thank you so much wilkinson

Wilkinsonburritos

I tried okay? 😭

IT’S AMAZING

αmy

thank you so much wilkinson

does this count as drawing your profile???

Wilkinsonburritos

does this count as drawing your profile???

UHHH

YOU DINT HAVE TO

IDK WHY BUT I LOOK LIKE A PEDO 😭

ITS STILL GOOD

AND MILES BETTER THAN WHAT I COULD EVER DO

my dad looks like a pedo

WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH WILKINSON

LMFAO

boutta whip out that white van

HOW TF DO DRAW SO GOOD THO

DO YOU TAKE CLASSES OR SMTH

Anonymous

my dad looks like a pedo

UR SO REAL FOR THAT

Wilkinsonburritos

I have an honors class but I usually draw as a hobby lol

ITS SO GOOD

THE WAY MY DAD DRESSES BRO… HE LOOKS LIKE A HOMELESS BUN TO THROW HONEYBUNS AT

urfavvirgo

THE WAY MY DAD DRESSES BRO… HE LOOKS LIKE A HOMELESS BUN TO THROW HONEYBUNS AT

YUMMY

αmy

YUMMY

(not your dad, the honeybuns)

αmy

ITS SO GOOD

I'm putting me as my profile for tonight. You should do it too! :)

AWWWW YOU LOOK ADORABLE

αmy

(not your dad, the honeybuns)

HELP IM TALKING ABT MICROWAVED HONEYBUNS

WDYM

urfavvirgo

THEY BECOME DEADLU

DEADLU LMFAO

this is probably the best community i’ve ever been a part of

i love you guys so much

madi i love your warm personality

jake i love how you get all my weird references

emily you give all the best tips for everything

wilkinson you’re amazing and probably the most mature person here

chexy i love how sweet you are to everyone

αmy

WDYM

SO BASICALLY U CAN TAKE HONEYBUNS (like the individual ones that are wrapped in plastic) AND THEN MICROWAVE THEM FOR A FEW MINUTES AND THEN THEY BECOME FLAMING HOT

dagger you’re a pain in the ass but i still think you’re cool

AND UR SUPPOSED TO THROW THEM AT HOMELESS PEOPLE

urfavvirgo

SO BASICALLY U CAN TAKE HONEYBUNS (like the individual ones that are wrapped in plastic) AND THEN MICROWAVE THEM FOR A FEW MINUTES AND THEN THEY BECOME FLAMING HOT

based

urfavvirgo

AND UR SUPPOSED TO THROW THEM AT HOMELESS PEOPLE

double based

BUT YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH

αmy

double based

THATS WHAT IM SAYING BRO

αmy

BUT YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH

OH MB

i’ll make it into a post later

αmy

i’ll make it into a post later

OH OKK

αmy

wilkinson you’re amazing and probably the most mature person here

awww thank you <3

dagger jr i love stealing sushi from your fridge and annoying you

Wilkinsonburritos

awww thank you <3

ur such a colonizer <33

siarra you’re so badass

toast you have cool taste in music

Wilkinsonburritos

uhh thank you?

(that’s me calling you exceptionally white)

OGOMGOMOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

urfavvirgo

(that’s me calling you exceptionally white)

Oh then thank you

Wilkinsonburritos

Oh then thank you

lmao

I LOVE IT SO MUCH OILADHNIPHANBDSPINAI

IT LOOKS AWESOME

NO THANK U FOR INCLUDING ME

Wilkinsonburritos

being white is awesome lmao

mhm

white is right

Wilkinsonburritos

np you are a notable member of WJE after all

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IYEGDWBIYGBEIU Gim gonna cry

this is the sweetest thing someone had ever done for me

LOVE YOU WILK ILL NEVER FORGET u

αmy

white is right

LIFE WOULD LOWKEY BE SO MUCH EASIER IF I WAS WHITE BUT AT THE SAME TIME… I DONT WANNA GET BULLIED BRO

i wish i was whitw

urfavvirgo

LIFE WOULD LOWKEY BE SO MUCH EASIER IF I WAS WHITE BUT AT THE SAME TIME… I DONT WANNA GET BULLIED BRO

dude I have ex-friends who genuinely think I'm racist. It's so funny

Wilkinsonburritos

dude I have ex-friends who genuinely think I'm racist. It's so funny

I feel like ur racist in private

it’s okay tho I’m pretty racist to

urfavvirgo

it’s okay tho I’m pretty racist to

*too

urfavvirgo

I feel like ur racist in private

I'm not racist to the normal ones-

Wilkinsonburritos

I'm not racist to the normal ones-

lmao

I LOVE TELLING PPL THEY BELONG IN A ZOO BUT I GET UNO REVERSED WITH THE “but you eat everything in the zoo”

urfavvirgo

LIFE WOULD LOWKEY BE SO MUCH EASIER IF I WAS WHITE BUT AT THE SAME TIME… I DONT WANNA GET BULLIED BRO

onfg

urfavvirgo

it’s okay tho I’m pretty racist to

i love being racist

opal calling me a racist brought me strength I don't know why

opal is hilarious

i’m going to get all of you this

we can match

she pisses me off but i lik eher

urfavvirgo

I LOVE TELLING PPL THEY BELONG IN A ZOO BUT I GET UNO REVERSED WITH THE “but you eat everything in the zoo”

lmao that's actually funny lemme write that down

urfavvirgo

I LOVE TELLING PPL THEY BELONG IN A ZOO BUT I GET UNO REVERSED WITH THE “but you eat everything in the zoo”

LMFAO HELP I CHOKED ON MY COFFED

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she pisses me off but i lik eher

like i just said freedom of speech cause the foot guy said the n word and she called me racist

this one girl was asking me “do u believe in racism to white people” and she really thought that I was gonna say no bc I’m like rlly racist to saltine crackers but tbh i do think u can be racist to white people but I just don’t care

urfavvirgo

this one girl was asking me “do u believe in racism to white people” and she really thought that I was gonna say no bc I’m like rlly racist to saltine crackers but tbh i do think u can be racist to white people but I just don’t care

you can’t be racist to white people

obviously

Wilkinsonburritos

like i just said freedom of speech cause the foot guy said the n word and she called me racist

LMFAOJAPIHSPHSPIA

unless they’re jewish

urfavvirgo

this one girl was asking me “do u believe in racism to white people” and she really thought that I was gonna say no bc I’m like rlly racist to saltine crackers but tbh i do think u can be racist to white people but I just don’t care

I watched a video about people being racist to white people and I got mad. But you just gotta laugh it off yk?

wilkinson

原田

LMFAO HELP I CHOKED ON MY COFFED

REAL CAUSE AS SOON AS AUBREY SAID THAT TO ME I HAD TO WALK AWAY CAUSE WHO KNEW HISPANICS COULD ACTUALLY THINK THROUGH ALL THAT COCAINE

why do my glasses say kill

like calling a white person a mayo monster cracker bitch will always be funny to me

Wilkinsonburritos

I watched a video about people being racist to white people and I got mad. But you just gotta laugh it off yk?

did u leave a bunch of racist comments on the video?

αmy

why do my glasses say kill

WHY DO THEY SAY KILL

urfavvirgo

did u leave a bunch of racist comments on the video?

no I usually don't comment on vids

αmy

WHY DO THEY SAY KILL

cause the fit your personality ig??

Wilkinsonburritos

cause the fit your personality ig??

my personality is murder

I’m trying to listen to ajr and wilk…

urfavvirgo

I’m trying to listen to ajr and wilk…

it's autistic ik

urfavvirgo

REAL CAUSE AS SOON AS AUBREY SAID THAT TO ME I HAD TO WALK AWAY CAUSE WHO KNEW HISPANICS COULD ACTUALLY THINK THROUGH ALL THAT COCAINE

OMFG UR SO REAL WITH THAT

Wilkinsonburritos

it's autistic ik

no ur not autistic just sheltered and white

Wilkinsonburritos

no, you're an energetic person

the ref also had that lol

urfavvirgo

no ur not autistic just sheltered and white

but white is the purest color

urfavvirgo

I’m trying to listen to ajr and wilk…

ew why

i thought white isnt a color but a shade

αmy

ew why

BC WILKINSON LISTENS TO IT

原田

i thought white isnt a color but a shade

but white is right

Wilkinsonburritos

cause ajr is my favorite band 😭

OH SHIT IM SORRY

I REALLY LIKE BANG!

αmy

OH SHIT IM SORRY

It's fine, I also understand that my music is shit

but as one of my favorite youtubers out it

put

the way I’m saying “white people are so silly 🥰” when if anyone said that abt me and Chex’s ramen with pet mix-in selves, i would jump them

they are what a weaponized bfa in music looks like

Wilkinsonburritos

It's fine, I also understand that my music is shit

CANT BE WORSE THAN MINE

why is reading bl mangas more fun than actual straight ones, idk

urfavvirgo

the way I’m saying “white people are so silly 🥰” when if anyone said that abt me and Chex’s ramen with pet mix-in selves, i would jump them

ew wtf happened to my grammar

αmy

CANT BE WORSE THAN MINE

you should see my wrap it's absolute trash

LMFAO WHY NOT DOGS BRO HUOADH

Wilkinsonburritos

you should see my wrap it's absolute trash

ehem COUGH

heck the whole zoo

原田

LMFAO WHY NOT DOGS BRO HUOADH

THE WAY THAT PEOPLES FACES DROP WHEN I SAY I HAVE TWO DOGS 😭

😭😭

Wilkinsonburritos

virgo agrees

i do

BRO I LOVE HOW PPL REACT TO ASIANS AGREEING OF THEM EATING DOGS

αmy

😭😭

WOAH

i dont have spotify

mum wont let me have spotify when i get my phone back

Wilkinsonburritos

wait that's actually sick. lemme get mine rq

i am very mentally sick yes

YOU KNOE YOU’RE FUCKED WHEN YOU HAVE TALLY HALL AND JACK STAUBER

αmy

white is right

yuppers

Wilkinsonburritos
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HORSE GIRL

IM SORRY

αmy

YOU KNOE YOU’RE FUCKED WHEN YOU HAVE TALLY HALL AND JACK STAUBER

OH-

THATS ALL I THINK OF

WHEN I SEE TAYLOR SWIFT

I LISTEN TO A LOT OF ARTISTS AND BANDs

i dont have a preferance

i dont like kpop and jpop tho

原田

i dont like kpop and jpop tho

It's my life mission to not listen to that lol

it’s okay wilk is real for that

i dont listen to taylor

MY APPLE MUSIC REPLY IS BETTER

CAUSE I USE APPLE MUSIC MORE

do u guys have spotify premuim?

urfavvirgo

it’s okay wilk is real for that

I hate being a swifty, like what the hell is wrong with me?!

原田

do u guys have spotify premuim?

yeah

Wilkinsonburritos

I hate being a swifty, like what the hell is wrong with me?!

let it all out

Wilkinsonburritos

My top song-

MINE IS EORSE

WAIT

i dont have a ohone

it’s okay tho wilk I fixed my music taste and you’ll get there eventually

I HAD DRIP AS MY TOP

do yall listen to SZA?

DO YOU KNOW JOE EMBARRSOJG THAT IS

原田

do yall listen to SZA?

YESSS

原田

do yall listen to SZA?

YES OMFG

YES

I LOVE TELEPATOA

100%

YES

FREDDIE DRESS

DRESS

DREDS

urfavvirgo

it’s okay tho wilk I fixed my music taste and you’ll get there eventually

If I'm listening to autistically pleasing sounds such as AJR, I don't think I can be saved lol

BRUH

F R E D D I E D R E D

原田

MILD HIGH CLUB

HOMAGEEEE

原田

STEVE LACY

DARK RED AND C U GIRL

I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOWNFICKED UP YOU HAVE TO BE TO LIETEN TO JACK STAUBER

αmy

I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOWNFICKED UP YOU HAVE TO BE TO LIETEN TO JACK STAUBER

I listen to jack stauber and I'm fine

CHEX DO U HAVE ACCESS TO APPLE MUSIC OR ITS WEBSITE

Wilkinsonburritos

I listen to jack stauber and I'm fine

uhm

hate to break it to you

I’m not reading all this lmao I tried

WHY DO I ALWAYS KILL CHAT

urfavvirgo

CHEX DO U HAVE ACCESS TO APPLE MUSIC OR ITS WEBSITE

NAHHHHH THATS WHY I USE THIS

oh ok

heeeeeeeere’s amy

αmy

hate to break it to you

I am mentally stable. The only thing wrong with me is that I'm ironically racist

https://www.letras.mus.br/mild-high-club/rollercoaster-baby/#mais-acessadas

Wilkinsonburritos

I am mentally stable. The only thing wrong with me is that I'm ironically racist

teach me your ways

I LOVE HOW MOST OF US LISTEN TO THE SAME THING

Wilkinsonburritos

to be racist or mentally stable

mentally stable

i’m plenty racist

even got the tshirt

αmy

mentally stable

you just have to be kind to yourself and surround people who love you as much as you love them

or i could just eat ice cream forever

i got a new flavor

strawberry mango delight and it has popping boba

it’s more frozen yogurt tho

but still really good

it is

i’m at a party and they’re serving it

i’m hiding in the guest room

gone back to their lives

Wilkinsonburritos

aww why?

i don’t really know anyone. or care enough to talk to them

Wilkinsonburritos

that's gay

the gayest

αmy

i don’t really know anyone. or care enough to talk to them

real

yeah

just gonna hide here till my parents yell at me

what are you doing

based

Look I’m normal again

wonderful

Wilkinsonburritos

hi chexy

are you going to change your profile

Wilkinsonburritos

thank god

Can’t say it’ll stay the same when Siarra gets back

Jake ツ

Can’t say it’ll stay the same when Siarra gets back

damn it

Wilkinsonburritos

hru

hoes ride umpires

horses rail underdogs

urfavvirgo

WE LOOK LIKE TWINNSSSS

ASIANS

(Wilk is so racist for that)

Jake ツ

ASIANS

WHAT IM SAYING BRO

LOOK I GOT MADI IN MINE TOO HEHEHE

WE LOOK LIKE TWINS BAHAHHA

Jake ツ

ASIANS

east asians

they look nothing like me bro

αmy

they look nothing like me bro

True

Asian = squinty eyes for me

αmy

they look nothing like me bro

Dude you should change you profile

our eyes might be squinty but out pus-

原田

our eyes might be squinty but out pus-

ma’am where’s the “our” coming from

HELP THE PFP MATCHES MY ENERGY

this persons house smells like spices

urfavvirgo

ma’am where’s the “our” coming from

OUAHPISHNAIHS

i don’t like it

αmy

this persons house smells like spices

and armpits

原田

and armpits

dunno

αmy

i don’t like it

LMAO WHAT KIND OF SPICES

this party’s kinda mid

urfavvirgo

LMAO WHAT KIND OF SPICES

idk indian ones

it’s a indian’s house

I LOVE MY PFP IT LOOKS LIKE IM SCARED

αmy

it’s a indian’s house

oh I see

CHEX OMFG WE LOOK LIKE TWINS BRO

THATS WHY I SAID EM

Wilkinsonburritos

eh Indians are like that 🤷‍♀️

i don’t smell like an armpit :(

原田

OUAHOUAHSU

UR PFPMORE CENTER NOW

i can’t tell you apart anymore

you look the exact same

Wilkinsonburritos

It was a joke kiddo

i know lmfao

we’re all racists down here

urfavvirgo

UR PFPMORE CENTER NOW

ITS KINDA HARD BC I DONT WANNA INCLUDE DAGGER

原田

ITS KINDA HARD BC I DONT WANNA INCLUDE DAGGER

LMAO

αmy

we’re all racists down here

I mean, I’m going to hell anyway

Wilkinsonburritos

I mean, I’m going to hell anyway

ME TOO BRO IM ALWAYS LAUGHING AT SPED PEOPLE

Wilkinsonburritos

I mean, I’m going to hell anyway

might as well have some fun on the way down ;)

OUR PFP IS CONFUSING

urfavvirgo

but God forgives me

the flying spaghetti monster forgives me too

原田

OUR PFP IS CONFUSING

LMAO

Wilkinsonburritos

glad you feel that way lol

yup

αmy

the flying spaghetti monster forgives me too

FSM is literally the best thing to ever happen in my life

my holy god chicken forgives me too

αmy
Image

i can see his pee pee

αmy
Image

r those meatballs tiddies?

原田

r those meatballs tiddies?

you can meatball my titties anytime

原田

r those meatballs tiddies?

I thought they were balls

balls are balls

OAHSPHASHIAHAPSHSA

if guys swims in the ocean

αmy
Image

Hi hello Italian here this is actually inaccurate and very disrespectful to my culture

Comment deleted by Jake ツ

balls also floats?

Comment deleted

oh

Jake ツ

Hi hello Italian here this is actually inaccurate and very disrespectful to my culture

don’t care.

i love him

原田

balls also floats?

They’re usually in our underwear but I would suppose they have some buoyancy

Jake ツ

Hi hello Italian here this is actually inaccurate and very disrespectful to my culture

didn't ask.

just like you love sky daddy

i love fsm

Jake ツ

Hi hello Italian here this is actually inaccurate and very disrespectful to my culture

be respectful of other peoples religions Jake smh

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and wilkinson does too

it’s the Christian thing to di

i break pasta in half

you pray to sky daddy

i pray to fsm

αmy

you pray to sky daddy

so disrespectful bro

αmy

and wilkinson does too

(I wouldn't call jesus sky daddy, personally)

urfavvirgo

so disrespectful bro

IS HE NOT

bc it makes it easier to cook

SKY DADDY

HE IS THE DADDY OF JESUS

Wilkinsonburritos

(I wouldn't call jesus sky daddy, personally)

(*God)

AND HE’S IN THE SKY

SKY DADDY

Wilkinsonburritos

(I wouldn't call jesus sky daddy, personally)

sky daddy is already acceptable

urfavvirgo

(*God)

Based

it sounds smexy

Wilkinsonburritos

(I wouldn't call jesus sky daddy, personally)

*Jesus

i put habanero infused honey on pizza

Jake ツ

*Jesus

*christ

αmy

i put habanero infused honey on pizza

take that, mafia

Smh wilk how dare you treat His name like that

αmy

take that, mafia

>:(

urfavvirgo

*Christ

*KRIS KRINGLE

原田

jesauce krips

😭

Jake ツ

Smh wilk how dare you treat His name like that

I'm sorry 😭. I don't think sometimes

I’m just kidding haha

Jake ツ

Smh wilk how dare you treat His name like that

I don’t think Ive ever really capitalized God’s name unless it’s like biblical

Wilkinsonburritos

I'm sorry 😭. I don't think sometimes

mood

urfavvirgo

I don’t think Ive ever really capitalized God’s name unless it’s like biblical

*Biblical (?)

Wilkinsonburritos

k I gotta eat see you guys

u should eat m

Wilkinsonburritos

k I gotta eat see you guys

bye

Jake ツ

Smh wilk how dare you treat His name like that

the same way he murdered people in a FLODS

IM WAYER

if gods the creator of the world

αmy

the same way he murdered people in a FLODS

Dawg they was being horrible he needed a restart

SHOUDONT HAVE HAD THAT RUM CAKE

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does that also mean he is evil by taking away peoples lives

I THINK THERE WAS A LITTLE TOO MUCH RUM

Anyone else drinking tonight?

Jake ツ

*Hee hee

hee/hee

Jake ツ

Anyone else drinking tonight?

me

Jake ツ

Anyone else drinking tonight?

drinking his cum? yes

Jake ツ

Anyone else drinking tonight?

YUP

原田

drinking his cum? yes

WHOSE BRO

AND WHY ARE YOU ALL ANSWERING YES

Jake ツ

AND WHY ARE YOU ALL ANSWERING YES

cause i can

urfavvirgo

WITH MY FRIENDS

YOUR FRIENDS ARE BAD INFLUENCES BRO

and it feels goos

good

Jake ツ

YOUR FRIENDS ARE BAD INFLUENCES BRO

no they’re not

I WAS TRYNA MAKE A JOKE ABOUT SPARKLING CIDER

im drinking his cum fr

DONT DRINK ALCOHOL ITS NASTY

Jake ツ

I WAS TRYNA MAKE A JOKE ABOUT SPARKLING CIDER

i like champagne

原田

im drinking his cum fr

WHO IS HE

Jake ツ

DONT DRINK ALCOHOL ITS NASTY

it feels good

Jake ツ

WHO IS HE

secret

Jake ツ

DONT DRINK ALCOHOL ITS NASTY

trust me mom didn’t raise an irresponsible snake, I won’t be doing anything dangerous

makes me warm and happy

αmy

makes me warm and happy

but r u warm inside?

urfavvirgo

trust me mom didn’t raise an irresponsible snake, I won’t be doing anything dangerous

L rizz

原田

but r u warm inside?

come find out

urfavvirgo

pardon?

WHAT IN TARNSTIOB

gin rummy

urfavvirgo

trust me mom didn’t raise an irresponsible snake, I won’t be doing anything dangerous

didnt your mom say something along the lines of “don’t have sex but feel free to suck people’s dicks”

Jake ツ

didnt your mom say something along the lines of “don’t have sex but feel free to suck people’s dicks”

i want your mom

hard lemonade

hard lemonade

Jake ツ

didnt your mom say something along the lines of “don’t have sex but feel free to suck people’s dicks”

LMAO IT WASNT PHRASED EXACTLY LIKE THAT

urfavvirgo

LMAO IT WASNT PHRASED EXACTLY LIKE THAT

That’s why I said “along the lines of”

Jake ツ

Hard Apple juice

i should try that

Jake ツ

didnt your mom say something along the lines of “don’t have sex but feel free to suck people’s dicks”

why r yall moms so cool

thanks for the idea

原田

why r yall moms so cool

trust me

Jake ツ

Hard milk

🤮

not all of us.

αmy

trust me

ill trust u too

Jake ツ

🤮

basically what eggnog is

Jake ツ

That’s why I said “along the lines of”

I guess but I’m responsible enough to not do that

原田

same here

i love you chex

urfavvirgo

I guess but I’m responsible enough to not do that

Please don’t you’re like 9

i love you too amy

原田

i hate my mom

she hates me too

αmy

she hates me too

she hates me too

Jake ツ

Please don’t you’re like 9

recommend me some drinka

Jake ツ

Please don’t you’re like 9

That’s why I said I won’t

You shouldn’t have anything in your mouth that isn’t food, water, or a toothbrush

原田

she hates me too

we should love each other instead

Jake ツ

You shouldn’t have anything in your mouth that isn’t food, water, or a toothbrush

what about floss

αmy

we should love each other instead

yes bro..

and braces

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Jake ツ

You shouldn’t have anything in your mouth that isn’t food, water, or a toothbrush

does his cum count

anyway

原田

does his cum count

Whoever he is, NO

αmy

recommend me some drinka

jakejkeajkeaee

YOURE TOO YOUNG TO BE SWALLOWING KIDS

Jake ツ

Whoever he is, NO

she’s 16

Jake ツ

Whoever he is, NO

lowkey his tounge be tasting mad fine

urfavvirgo

lowkey his tounge be tasting mad fine

ok now you’re just doing it on purpose

😭

αmy

recommend me some drinka

jakejerkjeskekesjdjskzd

Jake ツ

Whoever he is, NO

hes 17

αmy

jakejerkjeskekesjdjskzd

WAIT I HAVE A RECCOMENDATION

urfavvirgo

WAIT I HAVE A RECCOMENDATION

THERE WAS THIS ONE DRINK I GOT AT STARBUCKS

urfavvirgo

WAIT I HAVE A RECCOMENDATION

yes

αmy

jakejerkjeskekesjdjskzd

I’ve only had alcohol once and it was like 5 different girly ass liquors mixed with mountain dew

urfavvirgo

THERE WAS THIS ONE DRINK I GOT AT STARBUCKS

no like alchilol

αmy

no like alchilol

oh well then liquor

Jake ツ

I’ve only had alcohol once and it was like 5 different girly ass liquors mixed with mountain dew

gonna mix it with some pills fr

mix it with bleach

αmy

gonna mix it with some pills fr

go listen to lace it by juice wrld and eminem

Jake ツ

Stop trying to OD

you can’t od on that

αmy
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Sending this to Madi when she gets back on

αmy

you can’t od on that

Yes you can

urfavvirgo

it’s perfect for u

i can’t tell the tone of this comment

I literally have a cousin who knows several people who did, and almost did himself

原田

mix it with bleach

will you share with me?

αmy

i can’t tell the tone of this comment

like as in its a good song that’s abt doing drugs

Alcoholism and drug abuse isn’t a joke kids

urfavvirgo

like as in its a good song that’s abt doing drugs

okok

urfavvirgo

*abt not doing drugs

oh

Jake ツ

Alcoholism and drug abuse isn’t a joke kids

lifes a joke

αmy

will you share with me?

we can use curly straws

Jake ツ

Alcoholism and drug abuse isn’t a joke kids

I’m not laughing

Jake ツ

Alcoholism and drug abuse isn’t a joke kids

i’m not abusing it

i’m using it for the greater good

it feels a lot better

Jake ツ

Eminem always eats

he does

Emily how can you make me cringe so hard but at the same time be massively respected by me

i snort cocaine on my ass

stan is an amazing song

原田

i snort cocaine on my ass

my ass

αmy

my ass

kinky

Like I hate when people act like you but I also really respect you for some reason lmao

原田

kinky

for you, always

would u mind me adding spices?

原田

would u mind me adding spices?

add as many as you want

Jake ツ

Like I hate when people act like you but I also really respect you for some reason lmao

same

hi wilk welcum back

only if you’ll share pills mixed with lique

with me chexy

αmy

only if you’ll share pills mixed with lique

bet

Anybody know who Brin is

we’ll drink it with curly straws

Jake ツ

Like I hate when people act like you but I also really respect you for some reason lmao

cause I’m a little sister and people with little sisters are always gonna understand

Jake ツ

Anybody know who Brin is

the google guy?

urfavvirgo

cause I’m a little sister and people with little sisters are always gonna understand

That is hard facts

αmy

we’ll drink it with curly straws

so romantic

Jake ツ

Anybody know who Brin is

^^^^

Jake ツ

Anybody know who Brin is

of course I know her. She's me

原田

so romantic

yes indeed

Jake ツ

^^^^

the google guy

Jake ツ

Anybody know who Brin is

⚠️‼️🚨⚠️‼️🚨⚠️‼️🚨⚠️‼️🚨

Jake ツ

⚠️‼️🚨⚠️‼️🚨⚠️‼️🚨⚠️‼️🚨

THE GOOGLE GUY

THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE RDJ

原田

no

pick a straw

the red one looks like boobs

so we should use that one

αmy

the red one looks like boobs

yes

αmy

so we should use that one

red means i love you so lets use that

αmy
Image

One on the far right is the “ideal female body”

Jake ツ

One on the far right is the “ideal female body”

but there’s a giant balls

in her peepee

oh i forgot which way is right

never mind

silly me

silly goofy lil ol me

Wilkinsonburritos

why are yall sexualizing straws smh

i suck them

Wilkinsonburritos

you're proving my point.

^^^

Wilkinsonburritos

you're proving my point.

i always do

don’t i?

licking the tip of the straw as i suck it

原田

lick them

deepthroat them

tryna stop while sucking it

原田

licking the tip of the straw as i suck it

shove it so far down

making liquids come out

into my mouth

lick down the side of

the straw

αmy

shove it so far down

till it hits the right spot

Guys I’m not even this bad with Madi

原田

till it hits the right spot

all the right spots

i’ll make it stand up

Jake ツ

Guys I’m not even this bad with Madi

shut up yall flirt while i was with yall

urfavvirgo

my brothers making food

hot

原田

shut up yall flirt while i was with yall

on fucking god

all you do us

urfavvirgo

I disagree

bet ur bro is hot

“oh my god madi suck my dick)

need brother reveal

my one millimeter defeater

suck it

αmy

“oh my god madi suck my dick)

"it aint gonna tickle by itself"

αmy

“oh my god madi suck my dick)

I’ve never said that

tickle my silly pickle

原田

tickle my silly pickle

my silly lil pickle

I’ve never said oh my god

Jake ツ

I’ve never said oh my god

SUCK

DICK

原田

bet ur bro is hot

all he made was Mac and cheese and pre workout chicken

urfavvirgo

all he made was Mac and cheese and pre workout chicken

chicken>>>>

原田

uwu

uwu

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well so do i

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oops meant to reply

i got lots of it

all I like chicken for is the fact that it’s delicious

don’t you eat the doggies tho

Wilkinsonburritos

that ban button lookin mighty fine right now

ban me?

Wilkinsonburritos

that ban button lookin mighty fine right now

woah its shiny

Wilkinsonburritos

that ban button lookin mighty fine right now

Mmm it sure is

原田

woah its shiny

so shiny

αmy

don’t you eat the doggies tho

yes

maybe we should push it

ban me ban me ban me ban me

and see what happens

原田

ban me ban me ban me ban me

noooo

i need you

to drink pills with me

原田

ban me ban me ban me ban me

"she can violate my rights"

through boobie straws

Wilkinsonburritos

"she can violate my rights"

i love it when people violate me<3

原田

i love it when people violate me<3

.

原田

i love it when people violate me<3

me

can you do me

id do u sweetheart

the delulu that u two have is something else

urfavvirgo

the delulu that u two have is something else

she should delulu my ass

urfavvirgo

the delulu that u two have is something else

thank you

αmy
Image

i want this

原田

i want this

i’ll buy it for you

i’ll buy everything for you

id do anything for you amy

choke me?

anything you name it

αmy

choke me?

yes

id tie ur neck with a rope

you’re so

amazing

you are amazing

gonna run my hands through your hair fr

is this what you want Chex?

im touch ur cheeks as i look into ur beautiful eyes

原田

im touch ur cheeks as i look into ur beautiful eyes

which cheeks

Spank me, slap me, choke me, bite me (ew) Uh, wait, I can take it (ah) Give a fuck 'bout what your wifey's sayin' (yeah)

urfavvirgo

is this what you want Chex?

this is my brother being a “good cook”

urfavvirgo

is this what you want Chex?

HELP WHY DOES UR KITCHEN LOOKS SO AMAZING ID LOVE TO CLEAN IT EVERYDAY

原田

HELP WHY DOES UR KITCHEN LOOKS SO AMAZING ID LOVE TO CLEAN IT EVERYDAY

i could clean something

U TWO CAN BE INSANE AND DELULU TOGETHER

urfavvirgo

U TWO CAN BE INSANE AND DELULU TOGETHER

i want to be

but she’s a married woman

also chex you should check uwu crew when you have the chance

tHe oThEr WoMaN

iNdEeD

gOoFy fOnT

theres like 5 ppl here

fUnNi

原田

HELP WHY DOES UR KITCHEN LOOKS SO AMAZING ID LOVE TO CLEAN IT EVERYDAY

COULD U TELL HOW DIRTY IT IS FROM THE PICTURE?

i wonder who r those 3 other people

urfavvirgo

COULD U TELL HOW DIRTY IT IS FROM THE PICTURE?

id love to clean it

原田

id love to clean it

is that a yes or no

I swear it’s not that gross it’s just the cement looking nasty

Wilkinsonburritos

this is making me suicidal again

💀

urfavvirgo

is that a yes or no

its not that bad its mid

not too clean and not too dirty

but either way id love to clean it

ur kitchen looks amazing

原田

but either way id love to clean it

lowkey

I feel like you’d be so fun to hang out with

all i talk abt is random stuff

Wilkinsonburritos

this is making me suicidal again

join the club

i love cleaning

原田

i love cleaning

me too

i want to clean everuthing

i love interior design

idk u just seem like a person that would be so fun and random

but id love to leave my mind dirty

those are the ppl i love talking to

urfavvirgo

idk u just seem like a person that would be so fun and random

yk ur always so cool, i adore you

u arent afraid to say ur opinions

which is smth i cant do

i adore everyone here

原田

yk ur always so cool, i adore you

aw I adore u too

if my brother fucks up this pasta I’m gonna kill him bro

urfavvirgo

if my brother fucks up this pasta I’m gonna kill him bro

So will I

I made chicken parmesan sliders earlier

urfavvirgo

I made chicken parmesan sliders earlier

can i see? i havent heard of that dish

urfavvirgo

I made chicken parmesan sliders earlier

That’s disgusting

原田

can i see? i havent heard of that dish

oh…

Jake ツ

That’s disgusting

no

Jake ツ

That’s disgusting

they were good

urfavvirgo

but you see

dhar mann

Wilkinsonburritos

never been more glad that chat died

A blessing from the Lord

i also made mac and cheese:D

原田

i also made mac and cheese:D

OOOH

urfavvirgo

WHAT DO U GUYS THINK

Bitch that ain’t even fucking pasta

Jake ツ

Bitch that ain’t even fucking pasta

*mac and cheese

Jake ツ

Bitch that ain’t even fucking pasta

listen to the Italian

Wilkinsonburritos

listen to the Italian

^^^

My veins are made of spaghetti, marinara sauce flows through them

Jake ツ

That is NOT pasta

MY BROTHER HAS ITALIAN IN HIM THO

urfavvirgo

HOW WAS IT

mom havent tried mac and cheese yet so it was the first time she tried it

i cant rlly cook dinners but im good at desserts teheh

原田

she liked it:D

awwww that’s good

原田

i cant rlly cook dinners but im good at desserts teheh

real lmao

urfavvirgo

MY BROTHER HAS ITALIAN IN HIM THO

He’s gonna have my Italian fist in his mouth if he doesn’t learn to respect my culture

原田

i cant rlly cook dinners but im good at desserts teheh

I can't cook.

Wilkinsonburritos

I can't cook.

i can cook most of the foods

Wilkinsonburritos

The stove scares me

real

id love to make desserts for yall if we ever get the chance to meet up ( i know its not possible)

原田

id love to make desserts for yall if we ever get the chance to meet up ( i know its not possible)

I'll make it work some day, trust

Jake ツ

He’s gonna have my Italian fist in his mouth if he doesn’t learn to respect my culture

it’s just Annie’s Mac and cheese bro

原田

id love to make desserts for yall if we ever get the chance to meet up ( i know its not possible)

(it’s possible I’d love to hang out with u)

urfavvirgo

(it’s possible I’d love to hang out with u)

AWWWWWWWW SUOIBXUOBAUOSHQOUBAUSOH

Wilkinsonburritos

I'll make it work some day, trust

thats something i am looking forward to

EW WHY ARE WE ALL BEING SO GAY TONIGHT

oh no i killed the chat

Tom Sawyer by Rush is so fucking good

yeah

Wilkinsonburritos

finger guns

finguns

Are we really gonna max out a meme soon

hi donut

i want someone to make me brownies

also this guest room is really cold

also i killed chat again

Wilkinsonburritos

l bozo

you are a bozo, i agree

stop leaving

原田

id love to make desserts for yall if we ever get the chance to meet up ( i know its not possible)

i want you to make me dessert

i want you to make me brownies

i know

it’s ok

but will you

make me brownies

αmy

make me brownies

no brownies?

urfavvirgo

CALL.

call me yours

Wilkinsonburritos

no brownies.

but i like brownies

i’ll give you the recipe

Ingredients Butter (½ cup) 2 eggs Sugar (one cup) Cocoa powder (⅓ cup) Vanilla extract (2 tablespoon) Flour (½ cup) How to make it 1. Preheat: Preheat the oven to 180 degrees. 2. Start mixing: Start your brownies by mixing sugar and butter in a bowl. Once they are fully mixed, add your egg. Then add the flour, cocoa powder, and vanilla extract. 3. Bake: Bake in the oven for 15 minutes at 180 degrees. Take them out and let them cool for one minute and they are ready! Time total: 18 minutes

i can’t i’m so sorry

i really wish i could

it sounds fun

but

make me brownies tho?

αmy

make me brownies tho?

YES BRO

Wilkinsonburritos

no.

ITS NEW YEARS EVE BRO

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Wilkinsonburritos

still no.

U CAN BE ON MUTE AND CAMERA OFF

urfavvirgo

U CAN BE ON MUTE AND CAMERA OFF

no. I'm not risking it. And I have family over

Wilkinsonburritos

no. I'm not risking it. And I have family over

why do u always have family over bro

urfavvirgo

why do u always have family over bro

it's the holidays

you’re a holiday

of course <3

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the derry-o

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you mean

hoe

finguns

Wilkinsonburritos

finger guns

finger

america fr

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