Autistic Person's Name

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, you little smooth brain. You clearly don't get this. So, an autistic person is, like, a human being, right? And what do human beings have? Names! It's a simple pun, you probably wouldn't get it. The author is also saying that they're autistic to get out of any trouble. This is a meta-self-deprecating joke. You should learn something from it, buddy.