Cow With No Legs

Listen up, buttercup! So, a cow, right? It usually prances around on its four legs. But if you take those legs away, it can't prance no more. It just becomes ground beef! You know, the stuff they make burgers out of! The joke is, ground beef is what's left of the cow when it has no legs. Also, you should probably start using some lotion or something, I bet your skin is dry as hell.