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I'm just gonna say it. And don't get offended but I'm so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male.

Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc.

But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions.

Men have to go to war on the front lines.

Boys have less support from their friends because showing any emotion is a sign of weakness.

Boys have to wear trousers in schools where they practically burn to death in summer meanwhile girls get to wear dresses and skirts. And now we hear girls complaining about them not being allowed to wear trousers. Yet we haven't ever heard anything about boys protesting about wearing shorts to school. It's because no one will take a man's protest seriously because the media is always against the men.

Man-rape is unheard of in the media and I've never seen anything in any form of news accusing a woman as a rapist.

We are expected to gather up our guts ask a girl to be their girlfriend, we have to take them on dates, pay the bill, buy them gifts when the girls never do anything like that for us males. We have to get a job while they put on makeup and go out with their friends and spend 3 months worth of the money the man has made.

And the women say we only rape women and that we restrict women from doing certain things like fighting in world wars.

It's because most males do not want females to get hurt. Yet we are criticised for this.

I propose a idea that on the 19 of September every year (until we get the point across) all males do not go to work. etc.

Whose going to put out all the fires? The two fire'women' at the local fire station. Who is going to work in the major corporations? The secretary's and the receptionist?

Women are always saying that the world will be a better place if they're are no men around. Let's show them how wrong they are.

(this event can be done worldwide)

Share this with as many people who still believe in the rights of the males.

(I'm not against feminism it's just that everything in the media is about some stupid problem women are complaining about + hatred for males everywhere.

But I think that nowadays women have more rights than men because they can wear what they want, do what they want and never get criticised or face any consequences.)

Comments (47)

This is supposed to be for jokes stupid

That’s cute, you thinking I care

LOL. Women have 100x more discrimination then men. Men are expected to be the bigger one and women are always being littled and shut down because they are woman. Woman are expected to always be at home doing things instead of working. There was a time when women werent even allowd to vote like wtf. LMFAO

were not trying to make this a race war like tik tok

Women have 100x more discrimination then men. Men are expected to be the bigger one and women are always being littled and shut down because they are woman. Things always happen to women and if you don't like that media is always saying things about them then don't even bother looking at it. For facts women always get raped, sexual harssed. molested, and get shamed for wearing what they want to wear. So bam.

but to be fair I hear about women about being raped all the time but men, pfft they totally never get raped and only rape.

I agreed with you theignorant:( and Gwen. but I want to add something to it for instance men always rape women and when women say "NO!" the men feel like it means "YES!" So why r you getting sick of women getting raped, harassed, sexual assuleted and other. TBH I sick and tired of men raping, harassing, and molesting girls/women.

BRO women always have ta gat rapp harsed and sexal asuleted how is not hearin ab that not important? it is. also som men think women r just go cooking and sex but wat did the women say about men?

Men do most things too. For instance they pay the bills, take care of kids etc.

Yesssss, also you rape women. Women like me!!!!!!!! 😞

Some men do.

Also men just go for girls breast, legs, lips, ass. NOTHING about there smarts or nature they should know that a lot of women want men not pimps

I’m commenting on β€œbecause we don’t want females to get hurt” πŸ˜‚. Bro that is such a dogon lie🀣. The only reason why men forbids women from fighting is because they think wen are weak, not build for nature or just don’t know how to fight! PS this seams like a Reddit problem instead. Also women pay the bills and extra and without women u would not be here plus if men were to go give birth and get rape then the women would be posting this shit!😑

Also not everything on news and other shit is about β€œwomen” of ur trying to be sexis the. Say so also I sure women feel the same way about men but tip how about notice that men rape girls and women so fuck that

Y’all think that is uneven? Y’all are literally fighting over which gender has less equality? Lfmao this shit funny lol

i only put a like because you put a lot of efert in it.

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Men are trash. Men are disposable wallets and war cattle. 100% men are rapists, so men should be locked up and put in leashes and made to do manual labour, and when they are useless, they should be sent to war to get killed. Meanwhile, fire all men from nice office jobs. Women should be doing all the elegant and nice work, sitting in offices, and running countries, while men should be tied up and made to work and sent to wars like the animals they are.

Neona women saying all men think the same like you just did. We do not think that at all, do not assume all men are like that you are being a hypocrite

Neona wait was this a joke

Harvey we all know you just doing this for some puss

Unless you are joking bout this

These jokes are trash and so are these comments.

Gotta say, you aren't completely wrong, but you are very wrong. Women are much more limited in things that we are allowed to do. Also, maybe women don't like men because men used to be assholes and we now have trust issues. I don't completely disagree but I also think that this is pretty sexist. Also, I don't know what school you go to, but no one I know ever had to wear trousers. If you don't want to wear them, don't go to schools with uniforms. It's not that hard.

I agree as I am a roadmap also fuck use

this whole comment is so hilariously stupid. first of all oh my poor boy I'm so sorry you have to go to war and protect us women and keep us safe because ''most males do not want females to get hurt.'', yeah right. and also ''women have more rights than men because they can wear what they want, do what they want and never get criticised or face any consequences.''?? This is just so funny I can't breath from laughing.tell me is that why so many victims are blamed and asked for what did they wear?

stop bitching and complaining about being so fckin courageless and weak that you don't have the guts to ask a girl out and be willing to care for her. I'm tellin you, if you really liked or loved the girl beyond wanting to fuck her you wouldn't be here complaining about ''having to go to war'' and being criticised for showing emotions..when it's you boys that laugh at each other,,you did this to yourself

you complain about women hating women well NO FUCKING SHIT just what is this whole website used for, what are all these worse than animals cunts laughing about, fckin sick

we do not care

bruh that’s not funny

HAH this is the worst joke ever well done good sir well done

Y'all are retarded. Men have less rights than women nowadays. Then women go out saying they feel "unsafe" when men stand up for their rights. Feminists, I give you my word and every other Christian's word, you will all burn in Hell if you don't repent and treat men with respect. They literally do the dirty work for women. I can name many rights women have and men don't.

Can people please shut up about 'male privileges'. There is no right that men have that women don't.

Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.

Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not.

Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.

Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.

Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.

Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.

Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of β€œwomen only” events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us)

Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas

Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.

Women have the right to domestic violence shelters

Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute

Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support.

So it is women who have more rights.

So shut up feminists please.

Stop being such a pussy man. We as men have it pretty good and any problems we have we solve it. Making yourself a victim and crying on a dark joke website about females does nothing. Who really cares about "who has it harder" anyway I think it depends on the individual and country.

π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― I mean it's too bad that there is no hell.

@KILLER OF WOMEN you are some weak little pussy get fucked

@Woman Everything you said is fucking retarded.