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Little Johnny's Observation

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Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."

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Explanation

This is a blue joke that relies on the double entendre of 'key' and 'keyhole' to suggest an affair. Little Johnny is innocently connecting the terms his parents used to describe their genitals and makes an observation based on his understanding of the world, which humorously reveals the reality of the situation.

Comments (17)

This is my favorite one and did not see one on little Johnny jokes so I made it for you enjoy.

I got this from my friend

its intorpropriet i dont like it

Its bit inaprprit but its good for joke Uk

Ok I will make more just I have to think

It is a bit inapropriot, and I bet you could make one's totally different only just as funny. PLS try.

Is this your life story? Are you little Johnny? 😂

It’s innapropriate dark wolf and lol xzavier

...How does little Johnny know the neighbor has a key?

How u going to have a name like dark wolf then cry about it being inappropriate return the name now

Why did this happen to me in real life???