What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
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Retard vs Zombie
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you got these two things, right? A "retard" and a zombie. They both wander around like they're lost, always wantin' somethin' to eat, and make weird noises. And get this, the only way to stop 'em is to pop 'em in the head with a bullet! Now, I know you're probably thinkin', "Wow, that's kinda harsh," but hey, that's the joke, genius! Keep in mind, I don't support the use of the word "retard." It's stupid and hurtful.