5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
Five Little Monkeys with Landmines
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Okay, so you know the rhyme about the monkeys jumping on the bed? Well, this is a twist on that. Instead of the doctor just saying "No more monkeys jumping on the bed!" like normal, he's all freaked out 'cause there are LANDMINES everywhere. It's funny because it's unexpected and dark. Why would monkeys have landmines? You wouldn't know, you ain't never read a book in your life.