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Wife:Honey im pregnant

Husband:Hi Pregnant im dad

Wife:No you’re not

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Lmfao

P

Don't get it.

S

oh snap

M

lol

G

Wife: Honey I'm pregnant Wife's Lover: Hi pregnant i'm dad :* Wife: No we are going to die

G

OUTSTANDING!

N

oof

P

hahaha its funny cuz shes a cheating skud

A

Aight imma head out

K

i get it, when he says hi pregnant i'm dad she thinks he is saying that HE is the child's father HAHA! LITTLE DOES HE KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE......

B

reeeeeaaaaaaallllllly funny but its kind of vague

D

Damn milkboy

W

damn.......relatible

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wtf

Z

Why is this man referring to himself as “dad” when talking to his wife...?

A

@ZatVonKeed are you f...ing stupid nnnnnniiiiiiiiigggggggaaaaaa

S

when you can relate on a spiritual level

P

Is She Available?

D

HAHAHAHAHAHA die

S

It doesn't work though. "I'm pregnant" said by the wife. The husband replies back "Hi pregnant, I'm dad". Implying that he is the father of the pregnant person, a.k.a his wife. Then the wive says "No you're not", confirming that he is not her father. If anything, it should be a relief.

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