Wife:Honey im pregnant
Husband:Hi Pregnant im dad
Wife:No you’re not
Don't get it.
Wife: Honey I'm pregnant
Wife's Lover: Hi pregnant i'm dad :*
Wife: No we are going to die
hahaha its funny cuz shes a cheating skud
Aight imma head out
i get it, when he says hi pregnant i'm dad she thinks he is saying that HE is the child's father HAHA! LITTLE DOES HE KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE......
reeeeeaaaaaaallllllly funny but its kind of vague
Why is this man referring to himself as “dad” when talking to his wife...?
@ZatVonKeed are you fucking stupid nnnnnniiiiiiiiigggggggaaaaaa
when you can relate on a spiritual level
Is She Available?
It doesn't work though.
"I'm pregnant" said by the wife.
The husband replies back "Hi pregnant, I'm dad". Implying that he is the father of the pregnant person, a.k.a his wife.
Then the wive says "No you're not", confirming that he is not her father.
If anything, it should be a relief.
Y so many cheaters
Lol I love this and I think it is great
I bet it was little Johnny...he's had his fair share of cheaters😏
dad with the jokes
Don't know why the wife would admit to cheating right then and there, but it means that the father does not have to do anything for the kid, and can just leave her.