I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

Comments (4)

S

Why would you run home if you where digging in your garden?

D

I think its because if he told him about finding it in the garden she'd rip him a new ass

A

He was digging a grave for his wife in the garden

A

"then I remembered why I was digging in our garden" the punchline is that the reason he was digging in the garden for gold in the first place was because the wife used all the money.