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I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday

Comments (16)

I ran over 5 miles today

That's not a joke. It pure genius

sweet you absolute bellend, you fucking pedo nonce kiddy tickling strawberry picker

dot is so right.....genius

10 miles is better...dumbass

so your fat

you are a bitch

U r a absolute block head

Your amazing.

Love this joke 🤣😂

I called my dog awesome so I can say "I'm fucking awesome"

I ran over 5 miles today

Gay

Lol 😂

This is so good!!!!! Can't stop laughing! #laughattack

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