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A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was “she was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s “perform the fucking autopsy!”

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I mean I guess he performed the FUCKING autopsy


this reminds me of psych

is it bad i expected it to say "change the damn diaper!"???

Yeah he was probably the worst vet ever

I like the veterinarian medical examiner version better.

This sure brings back memories. Good thing that my 8 yr old wife is so forgiving....


oh shit they caught me

You are the worst vet ever

Mmmm slice and dice

he was a vet