The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
Comments (47)
Amylia
Me
dead
gonna kill myself because of these.
thx for cheering me up though
peace
No name
Suicide is not funny. I got it though.
someone
this website is for dark jokes so if your offended than why are you here
Charlie
🤣🤣🤣🤣omg made me laugh so much thank you!!!!
DOODS
Shower thoughts with Anon...
Thank you for listening to my TED talk.
penis
Smart thinking
heyo
oh sh*t
D
Good joke
ilovesuicidalpeople
true
Noneyabusiness
Love how some people get offended by suicide and rape jokes on here when they're the ones who came here for dark humor
gay for jules
the sad thing is that its true
Just A Nobody....
That's technically true but sad.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
yeah
Pumped Up Kicks
i love how dislikes are there like when yall wanted sum jokes y get offended by it
Demon_wolf333
Lol
seb
so rought but good at the same time...
Brit
Can i like find a hot dude who has depression and wants to die as much as i do, and so we can cry and be sad and depressed together...and actually think im not ugly pls....
Random Roaster
How 'bout you just find someone who isn't hot.
mr.squad
i dont understand
no
yall in these comments are dead ass mad when they typed in dark humor jokes about depression lmao
Anonymousman
@Brit ew emo
Gwen
Suicide is not a joke.
By the way some people that came for for jokes may not have known they were dark.
Ashley
OK, so let me say something. I have been suicidal more then once and I'm not offended by this. Its just a joke. No one here will actually laugh at a suicidal person. Don't like it? Well in big bold letters at the top of each page it say MORBID JOKES. If you can't read that then how are you reading these jokes? And to all the suicidal peeps out there, don't give up hope. Its tough, but you'll get through it eventually.
Ethan Mallory
Cap
.....
Lmaoo
LlamaBird
I have like rlly bad depression but like looking at these makes me not feel alone and its not offensive....sooooo ;-;
Orphan jokes
Emo jokes
Priest jokes
Hairline jokes
Depression jokes
Me
gonna kill myself because of these. thx for cheering me up though peace
Suicide is not funny. I got it though.
this website is for dark jokes so if your offended than why are you here
🤣🤣🤣🤣omg made me laugh so much thank you!!!!
Shower thoughts with Anon...
Thank you for listening to my TED talk.
Smart thinking
oh sh*t
Good joke
true
Love how some people get offended by suicide and rape jokes on here when they're the ones who came here for dark humor
the sad thing is that its true
That's technically true but sad.
yeah
i love how dislikes are there like when yall wanted sum jokes y get offended by it
Lol
so rought but good at the same time...
Can i like find a hot dude who has depression and wants to die as much as i do, and so we can cry and be sad and depressed together...and actually think im not ugly pls....
How 'bout you just find someone who isn't hot.
i dont understand
yall in these comments are dead ass mad when they typed in dark humor jokes about depression lmao
@Brit ew emo
Suicide is not a joke.
By the way some people that came for for jokes may not have known they were dark.
OK, so let me say something. I have been suicidal more then once and I'm not offended by this. Its just a joke. No one here will actually laugh at a suicidal person. Don't like it? Well in big bold letters at the top of each page it say MORBID JOKES. If you can't read that then how are you reading these jokes? And to all the suicidal peeps out there, don't give up hope. Its tough, but you'll get through it eventually.
Cap
Lmaoo
I have like rlly bad depression but like looking at these makes me not feel alone and its not offensive....sooooo ;-;
wait... holy wow my whole life has been a lie.
im in school rn so why am i on this lmaooo
yo. 🤣
the more the merrier
Oh this works a bit like cheese and holes: More cheese means more holes, but more holes mean less cheese. So more cheese means less cheese.
How true
you make total sense saying that.
Ashley
:D
Are we all suicidal here 🧑🏿🦲
You should go read the orphan jokes
true
I don't get it. but after reading it a thousand times, i think i get it now
n
This is funnier than the time one of my students commited suicide.
True facts
we’re doing a therapists job for them
I have a really dark humor because i really laughed at this 💀
makes sense
Oh great heavens
dark jokes are dark jokes