Ratchet the Hatchet
in Morbid jokes

My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.

Comments (12)

Best one, ive seen.

Take that bunch of metal and throw it at people but be sure to build up momentum and power when readying to throw


why you eat me

can someone explain it to me

I don't get it... sorry.

The kid on the bike was the road kill

Destroy the evidence. The driver will thank you later.

top tier joke

That 11yr old had some mighty tasty cat....

ew white rabbit -.-

good joke btw