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I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

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Yes

So much cringe

NOOOOOO Omg!

So I bought an Iron whistle, But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.

I brought a tin whistle and now I tin whistle!

So i bought a tin whistle Now i can whistle

777th like, good luck in all that you do, traveler. Why not rest for a while?

Beautiful! XD BEAUTIFUL COMEDY!!!

I love thisπŸ˜‚

Why is this joke posted wrong everywhere. I've see version with copper, lead, etc. added. This is how it goes.

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. It steel wooden whistle. So I bought a tin whistle. Now I tin whistle.

Dad you are right on with the correct words.

I heard the whistle poem many years ago, by Charlie Callas.

lol, that's a pretty good joke.

why are all of these comments years ago?

Now that's a good way to 'copyright' your nick, 101010100101001010101001 ;)

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I finally made a whistle out of a soda can, and now I can soda whistle

Thought this was soooo funny when I was four years old. That was 80 years ago. Glad children and old folks enjoy it still.

My 98 year old mother agrees with β€˜Dad’s’ comment from 3 years ago. Wooden, steel, tin. PERIOD.