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Confucius on Cars

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

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This is a play on words. It sounds like it's going to be profound, but it ends up being a statement of the obvious. Running behind a car will be exhausting because you can't catch it, and running in front will make you tired because you are doing the work.

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This was a double pun... I hate and love whoever came up with this

fuck off

Real good pun Love the double.

suk me car haha get it boi

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Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.

spending money on a flat tire would leave you flat broke!

Good one man 👏

love the double pun

bro is those poop monster from mario in the front of the car....flattened