Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gunna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘ re re‘ and your like ‘ re re ‘ yourself motherf*ucker and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SUPRIZE the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!
What did the suicidal leperchaun say Irish i was dead
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
Luck of the Irish my ass, I just blew a tranny and an engine in my truck both in the same week... Boy it really ruined my day when they found out about each other.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common? They're both fun to flip off.
An Irish guy walks out of a bar....
