iPhone 7 jokes
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 馃拃
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.