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Passion

232 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Discord conversation. The first user states they have finished watching "The Passion" and are sad and posts a message of hope about Christ's death giving people eternal salvation, accompanied by an image of hands holding bread and a cup with the text "Take this and eat". The second user replied to that message stating that the first user posted rape porn three hours ago.

Count dooku

26 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."

Palpatine

24 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a YouTube video with a red arrow pointing at the face of Palpatine. Above his head, it says "HATES DEMOCRACY". Below the video title reads "I worked for Palpatine, he's a fraud". In the comment section, the user comments "Cry about it".

Revenge

155 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

what the

A meme consisting of two panels. The top panel shows a news report headline, stating, "Man Murdered 8 gang members under an hour after being told his sister was raped." The background of this panel displays a crime scene with police cars and yellow caution tape. The bottom panel shows a character, possibly from a science fiction movie, wearing white robes and a metallic face mask, striking a pose with one hand raised. Text below the image says, "How bro must've felt: Bro is Mr. Aura himself."

Russia

176 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.

Fly

11 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A fly wearing a hat is shown with the text "Has 24 hour lifespan. Spends 18 of those hours around me."

Man

93 views · Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A black and white image features Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in a dark, textured suit, looking directly forward with a serious expression. Overlayed text in yellow reads "HOW TO BECOME A TOP 1% MAN", followed by a bulleted list of absurd advice in white, pink, and green. The list includes: "ONLY P*RN", "10L WATER", "WORKOUT (NO BREAKS) - 3X ARM DAY - 2X LEG DAY - 4X BUTTHOLE DAY", "READ BOOKS", "READ BOOKS AGAIN", "ASSEMBLE UNCLES", "300X DAIRY INTAKE", "12 HOURS GRINDING", "ABSORB DETROIT". A small username "@entopranure" is visible at the top.

Shooting

33 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a Facebook post with comments about a tragic shooting, followed by a picture of a troll-face character smirking next to a computer that is on fire. The Facebook post has various comments with Todd responding to the initial tragedy with "Probably coffin brochures" and "Bullets?".

Robux

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows Rick Astley singing against a brick wall background. Below the video is a comment that reads "But link sayd free robux."

Shrimp

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up photo of a cooked shrimp. The text overlay says: "Repost if you like shrimp. Or want to rail a cat for 12 hours straight."

Florida Man

33 views · CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

Oop

A tweet from CBS News stating that a Florida man was arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours straight. The tweet includes the man's mugshot.

Time

9 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me at school

The image shows a young girl with teary eyes, duplicated in a split frame. The top text reads, "That moment when you've been at work a few hours" and the bottom text reads, "Then you check the time and it's been 45 minutes."

Sentence

17 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.

Weather

42 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a weather application interface, displaying a forecast for "Pluto". The current temperature is -387° and it's cloudy. The hourly forecast shows temperatures ranging from -387° to 388°. The 10-day forecast shows daily temperatures, mostly in the -380s, with several days indicating a high chance of snow. An overlay text bubble says, "I fucking hate living here 😭💔💔". The background is a faint image of Pluto.

Shot

86 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a meme comparing the reactions of three U.S. presidents, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, and Theodore Roosevelt, to being shot. For Ronald Reagan, the text says he "gets shot once," "cries about it," and "immediately enacts gun control like a scared baby." For John F. Kennedy, it says he "gets shot twice," "eats the first shot for breakfast," and the "second shot blows his brains all over his wife on live TV like a boss." For Theodore Roosevelt, it says he "gets shot once while giving a speech in front of a huge audience," "laughs it off," and "continues to give his speech for the next hour while roasting the would-be assassin."

Sonic

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.

Party

9 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

she drunk

A cartoon of a woman with white hair and a green dress holding a bottle, looking drunk and sideways. The text overlay says, "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

Baptism

8 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Crap, not again

An image shows a painting of a man with a halo holding a book. Text reads: "When the ceremony's been over for hours and you remember you didn't take the baby out of the water after the baptism." The book reads "AMORIS LAETITIA".

Coffee

12 views · CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago

looks right

House

7 views · 𝒴𝑜𝓊𝒞𝒶𝓃𝒞𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑀𝑒𝐿𝑒𝓌𝒾𝓈𝒥𝑜𝓃 · 3 years ago

Me leaving the house after playing Far Cry 6 for 36 hours straight.

A red tinted, scary-looking face with long dark hair, wide eyes, and a large, stretched mouth.

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