Hoarseness jokes
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
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Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!