What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Hippie Chick Jokes
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
