High-up jokes

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his head is so high up in the air.

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

Up (DYM 94).

Climb high, climb far,

Get high, get far.

What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

What goes up but never comes down?

What goes up but doesn't come down?

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.