Wayne Couzens the police officer who killed Sarah Everard , has been complaining about receiving a whole life Tariff for her murder ...
I think he should count his blessings , he could of had it worse ...
He could of married her !
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian I ask her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better
why did the emo break up with her boyfriend
he didnt wanna hang out.
When you see a your mom. Me:bruh Her:are you serious right now bro Me:yeah no shit Her:*slaps me*
Timmy Turner- I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger
Wanda- Ok Timmy
Timmy- Cosmo bring her to me
Cosmo- here you go Timmy
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie
Whatβs the best part of raping an 11 year old girl. Getting to kill the little bitch after youβve finished with her
ME: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O MY FRIEND: whatβs that supposed to mean ME: O B C D
Your mama so old she made a book bigger than the bible about her life
Your mum is so fat when the doctors did her x-ray the doctor said to her "i want your x-ray not an eliphants x-ray"
yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men but they think there's only one side of her ;v; I tried making one of my own
yo mama so fat when god said let there be light he just asked her to move
bro yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree it left her hanging
Nana When Zane Kisses Her In Her Mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream]
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said "I asked for your weight not your phone number"
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her so I said. "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your mama is so ugly she summoned Bloody Mary. She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died so she buried it in the backyard!
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOLπ€£
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
