Hellhole jokes
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"