3 people explored the jungles, one was was France, one from Britain, and the other from America. While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three “You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However we aren’t that heartless so we’ll let you choose your deaths.” So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head and said “Viva la France” and shot himself. The Britain guy requested for poison and said “For the queen” and drank the poison. Lastly the American asked for a spoon, the tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself “Try make a canoe out of this one!”

What did one skeleton say to the other? skeleton1:“I need a hand!” skeleton2:(Throws up hand) skeleton1: “That wasn’t very humerus.” skeleton2: “Why do you have to be so heartless.” skeleton1: “At least I had the guts to tell you”

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