Hardest jokes

A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?

- A boner.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black.

What is the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting up.