Happiest jokes

When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.

My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.